Mike requested a post about my first Halloween. After this first experience, I took some notes that might be useful for my future self or other girls that join the group.
How to survive Halloween with the Bros in 7 steps:
1 Choose a character that doesn't require high heels.
Always keep in mind the First Law of Bro Parking:
"The distance between A (parking spot) and B (party) is directly proportional to the amount of rain precipitation."
2 Wear something warm. Due to their higher body temperature, the Bros are naturally driven to activities that involve standing outside in the cold (ex hanging out on the roof, walking in the rain- see point 1).
3 Stay away from old grannies. Apparently, they fart a lot.
4 If your boyfriend shows up in a red pajama with strategic buttons,
smile like it's the most brilliant costume in the world (and it really
is, Sammy!)
5 Learn to tell creepy guys from their costumes (ex. extralong nails=
creepy, Futurama claws=nice; Tin man=nice, Roman soldier=creepy)
6 Drink and eat BEFORE the party
7 It might feel awkward at first, but you better start dancing
early, before all ipods and iphones run out of songs/die.
That's all for now, enjoy your next Halloween!
Anita DB
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